A love for food, booze & days I don't wear pants

howimetyourmothersource:

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agentmlovestacos:

BFFs!

So awesome

Gmail has already pegged me as a cat lady.

sofapizza:

pleatedjeans:

all the single ladies

if you liked it then you shoulda put a leaf on it

So awesome

sofapizza:

ryanselvy:

how dare you, sir.

UGH WE COUPLES…voms

One hundred degrees. really? One fucking hundred degrees…

I have no idea what in God’s name possessed me to say yes to a 3 day VEGETABLE juice fast…but I did. Well, I paid for it, so I’m doing it. Most of them look actually pretty edible thankfully. However, let’s remember, I will not eat solid food for some 84 hours. WHEEEEEEE.

I started this morning with the chlorophyll elixir. It was NOT tasty. It tasted like nasty grass. Here’s hoping the rest of the juices taste better.

Reasons I love hound…awesome awesome quips like there. Touche i8NYC…touche:

buttertart:A propos Chinese expression: You can’t eat the decorations.

i8NYC:Chinese people eat everything on the ground besides chairs and tables and eat anything in the sky besides airplanes. Any creature with its back facing the sky is fair game :)